Tofu, & movie of the week!

By: chronic cramps on August 06, 2008 [<<] [>>] [back to archive index]

Much has happened since we last spoke, Shooting guns has been replaced by shooting clay pigeons, this makes sense since they cost much less, & why would you be shooting at a gun in the first place...?

I've been told not to eat Tofu... you know how I love my Tofu Wraps!

This doctor on the radio said there's a synthetic version of Estrogen in it, a client of mine said all her doctors claim the same thing, and my sisters doctors too! Turns out it may cause cancer, but I'm more concerned about breasts, I've always been consious about my chest area, perhaps it's just my weight, but there's just more there than I'd like... This naturally raises the question; does this Tofu shit also apply to all other processed soy products? Sucks balls since I was raised on Fryballs (meatballs with so much soy you could not legally call them "meat"balls in Sweden) Does this mean my breasts will be getting even bigger? Why not just tell me Diet Coke causes bone loss so I may end my suffering now.. wait, it does...

By the way, Harold & Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay is NOT a movie you want to see with your girlfriend...

Sindi will be disappointed by the lack of the not-so-often-used "scribble" column formerly located right here to the left there... Damn spammers got the best of it, that & that damn Facebook fad, I give it another week, topps! Just like that company called Apple....

I vote to relocate our ceremonial Tuesday suppers from Fatburger to another local eating establishment due to their stale buns, that & the group of convalescent home deˈfiants systematically hogging our tables... how about Baja Fresh?

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