Birthday Rabbis & Eastside Saudis

By: chronic cramps on March 19, 2008 [<<] [>>] [back to archive index]

The Grand Rabbi celebrated his birthday today, is it safe to assume Matzah was NOT included in the offerings? 128 ounces of Newcastle & a Porter House Steak sounds more like it!... But in Texas, who knows what culinary adventure awaits?

Is it safe to say the Asian Sensation needs to dig out his notes on bagel varieties, grades, and applicability...? The world waits for an answer. And good luck tonight, you'll need it! Chamomille tea may help soothes your nerves... But so does a hearty portion of Morphine!

Our favourite, yes thats how Euro-trash spells it, Arab is Entourage-ing it up Saudi style in Manhattan, when will he log back on to Live? Little birdies tell me this Thursday, but my frontal lobe says hold out until visual contact has been established. How do you pronounce masta-flight-chanscellorati? Enjoy your $5 coffee, Slut!

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