Treasure Hunting & Dumpster Ethics

By: chronic cramps on October 29, 2007 [<<] [>>] [back to archive index]

So I'm walking down the street, minding my business & a bag of poop in hand as I pass this dumpster overflowing with trash... Now if this was any other day I would've just chucked the bag of fermented animal by-products over my shoulder and that would have been the end of this story.
But this was no ordinary day, it was a special day! For laying there at the peak of this mound of filth and grime was a gleaming treasure, or... the empty box that once upon a time housed the greatest technical marvel of its time. The Halo Edition Green Original Xbox Console!!!
Now ask yourself, would you simply walk by, and miss out on this icon of gamer history, just because you've got something called pride, and you don't have the balls to take a few snickers from passersby as you grab the clearly misplaced item from the dumpster? Well not this lounger!

And maybe one day I'll even let you touch it...

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