In N Out Restricts Burger Sales

By: chronic cramps on September 13, 2007 [<<][>>] [back to archive index]

Marina Del Rey, CA

You heard it here first! In-N-Out will no longer serve you any burger bigger than a four by four. Why you ask? The friendly guy taking my order said that [In-N-Out] has taken notice to negative opinion postings on the internet regarding burgers containing more than four patties. "They've told us that the extra patties and cheese compromise the quality of the burger" he said, repeating what had obviously trickled down from a corporate In-N-Out memo.

Sounds like they're fearful of a backlash from the anti "Super Size" me crowd that forced McDonalds to change its menu last year.

Reader Comments & Opinions

whore bag says: well i guess we are now left the fantastic memory in our minds of the domination of one senior tiao out eating both the combined axis forces of sindi and wickman.....
Posted September 13, 2007

wickman says: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.... You have got to be kidding me. Wanna go head to head on a 4by4 gluttofest?

But in all seriousness, I've lost partial respect for in-n-out because of the weak stance its taking on this issue. If america wants to eat itself to death by all means let them do so! If this continues, all food sold will eventually come in portion sizes only and vendors will be forced to restrict the number of portions any one individual may purchase at a time.
I run the risk of sounding like a complete nutjob here, but it looks like the "anti capitlistic", "people don't know what's good for themselves", "cradle to grave entitlements", liberal, anti personal responsibility, blame big business and america crowd is hard at work revoking the freedoms we so foolishly take for granted.
Posted September 13, 2007

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