Fu*k DC, it's all about the Pimp Juice!

By: karlw on April 26, 2007 [<<][>>] [back to archive index]

Pimp Juice Energy Drink @ Amazon.com

Sure to make a Hardcore Gamer out of even the meekest souls. Say General, won't you hand me another can of that PJ so I may pimp your ass all over Tombstone, and hand me those rocks please...
"Personally, I shudder to think of what the ingedients are in Pimp Juice. Hopefully they fall short of bodily fluids which is what immediately sprang to mind. I think they missed the mark here with the packaging. Shouldn't they be 40oz bottles and come with a special promotional pink velvet hat?"
[Amazon.com Customer Review]



Label Information
Contains caffeine. Not recommended for children, pregnant or lactating women or caffeine sensitive persons.

Ingredients
Water, High Fructose Corn Syrup and/or Sucrose, Apple Juice Concentrate, Citric Acid, Natural Flavor, d-Ribose, Malic Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Inositol, Caffeine, Maltodextrin, Guarana (Paullina cabaņa) Seed Extract, Niacin, Calcium Pantothenate, Taurine, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride, Yellow No. 5, Riboflavin, Blue No. 1, Cyanocobalamin.

Directions
Serve chilled.

Reader Comments & Opinions

swedish meatball says: I guess the amazon execs freaked out about this one, it's currenty listed as UNAVAILABLE
Posted April 26, 2007

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