The men behind the LounG3
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"Achilles" (a-chilli-eeze) Much is yet to be discovered about this up-and-coming lounger, if only his love for the traditional vices in this world would subside would he have a shot at the big time in the video gaming leagues.
"ArabRabbi"LounG3 Editor in Chief
What does it take to find physical and spiritual fulfillment? Too much, or too little of Coca Cola? Why not replace the High Fructose Corn Syrup with Cane Sugar and call it a day? The first one of the Loungers to grow irritated with Halo 2, The Arab Rabbi began an emigration of 1200 miles eastward away from the marine layer which he silently celebrated upon temporary return trips and away from a paid-for XBox Live account. Existing between the dichotomy of academia and the working world, he does want to "finish the fight," but knows that his Neo Geo cabinet comes first. After Zelda.
"Asian Sensation"LounG3 Quality Control Editor "I swear, this controller was broken BEFORE I took it apart!"
"Awww yeeeah-haaw..." These are the immortal words of he who keeps the flames of pride burning, whether under the roof of Lounge 3 proper or the City of Commerce's In N' Out location. As long there are dividends to collect and loan grace periods for the government to recognize, The Asian Sensation will be there- controller in hand, complaints ready to deliver over an XBox headset, and a neck-ache to soothe following any given night of digital indiscretion.
"Chronic Cramps"Financier of the Lg3.com network
Little is known about the origins of this character. His love for the Fizzy Bubbly (DC) and chronic Interior Decorating obsession only bring more questions to the surface; how did he cram all that junk into a room so small? Was he raised by weight conscious wolves?
"The General"Official Wheatgrass Quality Control Officer "I swear, there's something wrong with my controller!"
The General began his video gaming "career" at an early age and is by far the most experienced lounger, having several hundred hours of Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo at Eddies Liquor store under his belt. Although Chronic Cramps would disagree, The Generals skills in Super Mario Kart may very well be unrivaled.
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